Speaking parrot
The fact that there are talking parrots is no secret to anyone, everyone knows about it. But not many heard parrots. And especially not many people wondered what the talking parrots pronounce. It turns out this question is far from idle.
If, say, a parrot says: Good morning! Or, for example, you came home, and the parrot you: How are you? This of course is quite normal and even pleasant.
But if your parrot speaks obscenities …
Most of us believe that a talking parrot can pronounce only certain phrases such as: ass fool or freedom to parrots. I also thought so before, until I met one type from this feathered tribe.
Recently I saw a beautiful white cockatoo in the bird market, I really wanted to buy it for my son, I have already begun to bargain with the owner. The owner of the parrot, a good-looking peasant of about 45 years old, as he could praised his goods and, in principle, we almost agreed on a price.
He gave it relatively inexpensively with a new shiny cage.
Suddenly, for no apparent reason, the parrot laughed and gave out in pure Russian a hoarse basque: “That the infection got drunk again”.